Hello! My name is Runner
And I am one awesome cat! (And if you don't believe me, just ask me, I'll tell you) Some folks say I have some Main Coon in my genes. (For me, read that as Main-ly ra-Coon) But frankly, I don't wear jeans. ( Ok, so I'm not much of a comic, but my human isn't much of a picture fixer either.)
Really
folks,
I'm
a
big-eared,
big-eyed,
buck-toothed, bushy-tailed
barn
cat
and
proud
of
it!
I
can
open
anything,
find
anything,
get
into
anything
and
in
general
I'm
one
fine
cat.
Here
are
some
pictures
of
me.
Nice
to
meet
you
fine
folks
and
thanks
so
much
for
reading
the
stories.
My,
don't
I
look
sweet?
HA!
Here
I
have
vanquished
the
Yellow
Tassel
and
have
decided
to
play
with
the
remains.
Just
like
I
do
a
frog.
‘Cept
the
human
won't
let
me
in
her
chair
with
a
frog.
Durn.
Maybe
a
little
bit
of
Rag
Doll
in
me
too?
Whaddaya
mean
get
up?
I
just
got
here,
and
I'm
tired
from
all
of
your
Yellow
Tassels
and
Mittens
and
stuff.
That
saving
the
wor
ld
business
is
tiring!
Hey,
and
why
can't
you
fix
my
eyes
in
this
picture?
I
look
like
the
Cat
from
the
Black
Lagoon!
(Don't
get
any
ideas
old
lady,
I
will
NOT
star
in
that
one!)
Ah well, it's a tough life, but somebody's gotta do it. Runner Rules!